TWO TIMING

Hi, Scamp here.

I had a bit of a fright the other day - I was taking my humanoid for a walk, and he was ambling along lost in thought while I furgled in the bushes when who should appear my my best beloved Ruby, but with her also was Holly. Now Holly is quite fetching in her red coat, but she is not quite my type - and - well a good bit older than Ruby (actually positively middleaged) and I am still quite a young thing who would be sowing my wild oats (if I still had the tackle which was unceremoniously removed one day when I was asleep - but that is another story). But Holly pusued me very actively, and would you believe it, then Josie arrived. Now don't get me wrong, I like Josie and we have had the odd surreptitious kiss, but she is far too big for me, and she can be a bit boisterous, completely flattening me when she sees me, and even knocking over the odd humanoid. But I ask you, half past eight in the morning being pursued by three of them. What it is to be popular. I am not sure Ruby sees it that way, she really looked askance at me when Holly and Josie hove into view. It really was a troubling moment or three as they chased me around the field. 

How can I prove my faithfulness  toRuby when these others keep pursuing me? The trouble is my humanoid doesn't understand about these doggie issues: that sort really do not weave such tangled webs......

I'll keep you posted of developments

Scamp